Thursday, May 16, 2013

Disney Stars Wear Weird Clothes.

After babysitting a ten-year-old every day after school for the past year, I have become quite familiar with all of the different kids shows that are on TV right now. Despite the everlasting camp that seems to surround each kids show (I mean, they've always been that way. Think of Kenan and Kel, Clarissa Explains It All, Even Stevens, whatever). I feel the need to say something about the fact that Disney kids wear literally the strangest clothes I have ever seen.

Coordinated skirt and hat with coordinated shirt and jacket. All pastel.
Combat boots and crazy leggings.
Maybe if they wear more pastels they will relate to the
children better....

Shorty short short white-purple hombre dress
with suspicious looking black underskirt...
Once again, do they think that pastels = youth...?

A green, long-sleeved, deep-V-neck shirt. Under a dress.
With jeans.
And twelve necklaces. 

It wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for those damn
striped socks. What the hell...


I don't even...seriously, what is this.


Not only the outfits, though. They seem to do some fascinating things with hairstyles....

Double whammy.

An oldie...but a goodie.